I refuse to:

be persuaded to date dead chicks. I absolutely will not do it. Call me conservative or whatever you like, but I simply do not have the time or patience. Plus, how do you really know how she died? Autopsies are not 100% accurate. She could have committed suicide or been mauled by a bear or something. I refuse to date another chick that's been mauled by a bear - dead or alive.