When things aren't going your way...

Sometimes you just have to get pissed off like a Scot. Start throwing pea gravel and slandering people's flocks and ancestors. Bad-mouth potato famines. Drink really thick ale and sleep with women whose forearms are larger than their calves and whose calves are larger than this guy's goiter. Sometimes you have to put aside the Emily Pehrson and put on the Doug Degraw. Start hating on video games and s%#t. Enough is enough, you know.